Today we salute you Mr. Major Network Television Station Program Planner –
With no concern for any news other than America’s future hero of our homeland or our cannonballing economy or environment, this man fears not about repetitive reporting and simultaneous show segmenting, for he knows that no matter how educated the viewer, somebody in TV land has their TiVo set on every debate recap, swing-state speech and celebrity endorsement aired from dusk until dawn.
Fear not about missing the latest on Alaska’s finest export since the igloo or ice bar – this daily dictator of political developments will ensure that every station covers the political arena’s newest topic at the top of each and every hour, until your ears turn blue and your nose turns red with the love for either of the two hopefuls parties.
Whereas many American’s need to hear about the Maverick’s robotic like arm gestures, the “One’s” plan to save the world or the intolerable sibling of our candid candidate, Mr. Program Planner knows that others need to know not once, not twice, but three, four or five times in order to understand the spectrum of our societies election cycle, be it Barack’s blue jeans to Palin’s $150k blouses.
So grab a super Grande cup of your favorite Jo, add an extra shot of espresso and get to work Barer of the control room buttons, it’s time for an election.
With no concern for any news other than America’s future hero of our homeland or our cannonballing economy or environment, this man fears not about repetitive reporting and simultaneous show segmenting, for he knows that no matter how educated the viewer, somebody in TV land has their TiVo set on every debate recap, swing-state speech and celebrity endorsement aired from dusk until dawn.
Fear not about missing the latest on Alaska’s finest export since the igloo or ice bar – this daily dictator of political developments will ensure that every station covers the political arena’s newest topic at the top of each and every hour, until your ears turn blue and your nose turns red with the love for either of the two hopefuls parties.
Whereas many American’s need to hear about the Maverick’s robotic like arm gestures, the “One’s” plan to save the world or the intolerable sibling of our candid candidate, Mr. Program Planner knows that others need to know not once, not twice, but three, four or five times in order to understand the spectrum of our societies election cycle, be it Barack’s blue jeans to Palin’s $150k blouses.
So grab a super Grande cup of your favorite Jo, add an extra shot of espresso and get to work Barer of the control room buttons, it’s time for an election.
